VANCOUVER PUNK SWAP MEET//ALL NEW BAND GIG

DISTORT VANCOUVER IX. 99% booked.

SEPTEMBER 5, 6, 7, 2013

MOB 47 (SWE)
DESPERAT (SWE)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PORTLAND)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
MUNDO MUERTO (ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
ASPECTS OF WAR (BOSTON)
CONDITION (LA)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
BI-MARKS (PORTLAND)
LIFE FORM (PORTLAND)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PORTLAND EX-BOG PEOPLE/BOMB HEAVEN)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA EX-PELIGRO SOCIAL)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LONG KNIFE (PORTLAND)
WHITE WARDS (OLYMPIA)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)
RAPID LOSS (EDMONTON/VANCOUVER)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
SPECTRES (VANCOUVER)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

BLITZ cover band (featuring dudes from PROXY)

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Rafael and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at a location tba

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Calgary bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ tba

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!

Tickets and everything will be ready by July, so start saving now, you cheap fuck.

DOOM TICKETS

Tickets are available now. E-mail me at distortvancouver@hotmail.com to order. Hurry, they are limited to 200. Once they're gone, you'll have to try at the door for $17, and it will sell out, so you might not even get in.
i will also have them at this show:

TOTAL WAR - 8 Track Demo E.P.

Out now on Gas Mask Records: The TOTAL WAR demo tape, on 7". Remastered by Jack Control at Enormous Door Mastering.

For ordering info, go to http://www.maskcontrol.com/
if you're in North America, i'll have some soon, so write me at distortvancouver@hotmail.com if you want one. There will be 100 limited covers too.

UPCOMING CHARGED//DISTORTED VANCOUVER SHOWS:

 This Friday:

 Make sure to come early to this one, cuz it will be crammed at probably sell out, fast.

This will be the first show at Jabbas Palace. A brand new venue that Goat (MASS GRAVE/EOP) and myself have acquired! And it's FOLKEIIS, MUNDO MUERTO, and MAUSER on one show. if you live in Vancouver and don't go to this show, you are NOT a punk.

And of course:

Tickets will be available this Friday. i'll have some at the IRON LUNG gig, and will have some in shops around town. You can also order them from me via paypal. Keep checking out this page for info on how to acquire tickets. They are limited to 200, and the capacity of the Astoria is 350. This show will definitely sell out, so jump on it, asshole.
This is also DOOM's very first gig ever in Canada!!!

STAY PUNK.

DISABLE

This monday. it will sound like World War 3 at the Zoo Zhop.
Also, if you live on the west coast, come see DISABLE. i will be driving them. Come say hi, and buy a TOTAL WAR tape or something...

DECEMBER 2ND - SEATTLE, WA (@ CLUB M w/KOSZMAR, ENDORPHINS LOST, WAR BASTARD) http://www.facebook.com/events/471898382848327/?ref=ts&fref=ts
DECEMBER 3RD - VANCOUVER, BC (@ ZOO ZHOP 223 MAIN STREET w/ TOTAL WAR, INFECT PROPAGANDA, KOSZMAR) http://www.facebook.com/events/103793366454832/?ref=ts&fref=ts
DECEMBER 4TH - PORTLAND, OR (@ THE KNOW w/ GAG, LIFE FORM, ORGANIZED SPORTS)

DECEMBER 5TH - ARCATA, CA (TBA)
DECEMBER 6TH - MENTONE, CA (@ ROBS LOCO LOUNGE w/ DEATHCOUNT, CORPSESPASM)
DECEMBER 7TH - OAKLAND, CA (@ SUBVERSION FEST) http://www.facebook.com/events/404233472974708/?ref=ts&fref=ts

VISIT DISABLE HERE: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Disable/136818043024082?ref=ts&fref=ts

FOR Q AND A'S WRITE THIS GUY: distortvancouverpunk@gmail.com

Here's a track from the split 7" with WARVICTIMS, which was incidentally released by CHARGED//DISTRORTED!