the never ending week of shows!

Not to mention, Wednesday September 17 @ Alf House (outside) is THE NEW FLESH (from the bay area), and PURA MANIA (my new favorite local band).
Get your rest now, because the next week will be nuts.

DISTORT UPDATE

CHARGED//DISTORTED PRESENTS:
DISTORT VANCOUVER FEST VOL. IX - THE FINAL CHAPTER

SEPTEMBER 5 (AT THE ANZA CLUB)
SEPTEMBER 6 (AT THE WISE HALL)
SEPTEMBER 7 (AT THE ASTORIA)

MOB 47 (SWE)
DESPERAT (SWE)
HOAX (MASSACHUSETTS)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PORTLAND)
GENERACION SUICIDA (LA)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
MUNDO MUERTO (ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
ASPECTS OF WAR (BOSTON)
CONDITION (LA)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
BI-MARKS (PORTLAND)
LIFE FORM (PORTLAND)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PORTLAND EX-BOG PEOPLE/BOMB HEAVEN)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA EX-PELIGRO SOCIAL)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LONG KNIFE (PORTLAND)
CHUCK NORRIS (SQUAMISH - FINALLY, THEIR LAST SHOW EVER)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)
RAPID LOSS (EDMONTON/VANCOUVER)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

EACH SHOW WILL BE $30. FOR A 3 DAY PASS = $75. IT MAY SEEM STEEP TO YOU OOGLES, BUT THERE'S 30 BANDS TO PAY!!!

SET TIMES WILL BE POSTED ASAP.

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

SATURDAY AFTER THE GIG:
BLITZ cover band (featuring dudes from PROXY)
GENERACION SUICIDA
RULETA RUSA
@ THE ALF HOUSE

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Rafael and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at Sarah's house

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Calgary bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ ZOO ZHOP

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!

SUPPORT DISTORT!

VANCOUVER PUNK SWAP MEET//ALL NEW BAND GIG

DISTORT VANCOUVER IX. 99% booked.

SEPTEMBER 5, 6, 7, 2013

MOB 47 (SWE)
DESPERAT (SWE)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PORTLAND)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
MUNDO MUERTO (ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
ASPECTS OF WAR (BOSTON)
CONDITION (LA)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
BI-MARKS (PORTLAND)
LIFE FORM (PORTLAND)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PORTLAND EX-BOG PEOPLE/BOMB HEAVEN)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA EX-PELIGRO SOCIAL)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LONG KNIFE (PORTLAND)
WHITE WARDS (OLYMPIA)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)
RAPID LOSS (EDMONTON/VANCOUVER)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
SPECTRES (VANCOUVER)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

BLITZ cover band (featuring dudes from PROXY)

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Rafael and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at a location tba

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Calgary bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ tba

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!

Tickets and everything will be ready by July, so start saving now, you cheap fuck.

DOOM TICKETS

Tickets are available now. E-mail me at distortvancouver@hotmail.com to order. Hurry, they are limited to 200. Once they're gone, you'll have to try at the door for $17, and it will sell out, so you might not even get in.
i will also have them at this show:

TOTAL WAR - 8 Track Demo E.P.

Out now on Gas Mask Records: The TOTAL WAR demo tape, on 7". Remastered by Jack Control at Enormous Door Mastering.

For ordering info, go to http://www.maskcontrol.com/
if you're in North America, i'll have some soon, so write me at distortvancouver@hotmail.com if you want one. There will be 100 limited covers too.