Sunday, August 25, 2013

DISTORT VANCOUVER VOL IX - TICKETS SOLD OUT!

TICKETS FOR THE FEST ARE NOW SOLD OUT. YOU CAN TRY YOUR LUCK AT THE DOOR OF EACH FOR $30.
THERE IS AN EXTREME CHANCE THAT EACH SHOW WILL SELL OUT, SO TRY COMING EARLY.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

WARCRY!!!


FLYER BY MR. GREG FUFACE AND LAURA LINT.
THIS WILL BE A BACKYARD EXTRAVAGANZA. RULING!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

DISTORT TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!!!!

3 DAY PASSES FOR DISTORT ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR $75. MESSAGE ME AT DISTORTVANCOUVER@HOTMAIL.COM FOR ORDERING INFO.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

SNOB demo tape




This is my newest band. Ignorant hardcore punk. We like JERRYS KIDS. We play/played in other bands, like KOSZMAR, TOTAL WAR, ETC. We do a BEASTIE BOYS cover and a DICKS cover on this tape.
First batch of 50 tapes have sold out already, but we're doing another run of 50, so you can order one from me at $4 a pop (plus postage) at distortvancouver@hotmail.com
MATA LA MUSIKA DISCOS out of LA will be releasing this on 7", really soon. Contact him for distro/ordering/saying hi.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

DISTORT UPDATE!

CHARGED//DISTORTED PRESENTS:
DISTORT VANCOUVER FEST VOL. IX - THE FINAL CHAPTER

SEPTEMBER 5 (AT THE ANZA CLUB)

HOAX (MASSACHUSETTS)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
CONDITION (LA)
BI MARKS (PDX)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LIFE FORM (PDX)
CHUCK NORRIS (SQUAMISH - LAST MONSTROSITY EVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)

SEPTEMBER 6 (AT THE WISE HALL)

SUICIDAL SUPERMARKET TROLLEYS (UK)
DESPERAT (SWEDEN)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
GENERACION SUICIDA (LA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA)
LONG KNIFE (PDX)
RAPID LOSS (VANCOUVER/EDMONTON)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

SEPTEMBER 7 (AT THE ASTORIA)

MOB 47 (SWEDEN)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PDX)
MUNDO MUERTO (EVERYWHERE)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PDX)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)



EACH SHOW WILL BE $30. FOR A 3 DAY PASS = $75. IT MAY SEEM STEEP TO YOU OOGLES, BUT THERE'S 30 BANDS TO PAY!!!

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

SATURDAY AFTER THE GIG:

GENERACION SUICIDA
RULETA RUSA
@ A SECRET SPOT

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Riff Raff and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at Sarah's house

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Alberta bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ ZOO ZHOP

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!