SHOW SHOW SHOW!!!!

i don't think anyone cares or noticed, but it's been a while since i updated this thing. i guess i've been real busy, and this time not with punk stuff. i went to Mexico for 5 weeks, then spent 2 weeks going between Vancouver and LA. Pretty rad. Thanks to all new and old friends who helped Katie and i get drunk/high/shelter/food/friendship along the way. Anyway, enough of this emo shit. Come to this show:

Also, i got a few new records in my "distro". Not much in the wholesale department, but if ya wanna see the list, e-mail me at distortvancouverpunk@gmail.com . Such hits include BI-MARKS, AGHAST, CONTROPETERE, CRASHBOX, PUTRID FEVER, MISERY, ARCTIC FLOWERS and much more.
Fuck you guys, i'm going to bed now... and dream about upping the punks.

GENERATION ANNIHILATION - JANUARY 21

So in case you fuckers wanna know what my annoying voice sounds like, and how i work a turntable, here is the podcast of the radio show i did today on CITR 101.9 FM  www.citr.ca. The show is called Generation Annihilation, and if you ever wanna listen live, we're on every saturday from 12:00PM to 1:00PM PST.
  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Citr--GenerationAnnihilation/~3/NFhCDO51e4Q/20120121-120102-to-20120121-130600.mp3

PLAYLIST:

Queers – Love Songs For The Retarded LP Fuck The World (Recess)

Disclose – Tragedy LP Conquest (Your Own Jailer)
Disable – Split w/War Victims 7″ In The Name Of Humanity (Charged//Distorted)
Man Afraid – Uphill Struggle 7″ Cemetary Ridge (Half Mast)
Bastards – Maailma Palaa Ja Kuolee 7″ Maailma Palaa (Honie)
Funeral – Cry Of Desperation 7″ Common Enemies (Self Release)
Midnight – Satanic Royalty LP Holocaust Deafening (Hells Headbanger)

Dischange – Seeing Feeling Bleeding LP After War Scars (Nuclear Blast)
Totalitar – Sin Egen Motstandare LP Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Stockholm (PRANK)
Makaber Fynd - split w/Glom Da! LP Kaften (Sorry State)
Desperat – Suicide Attack 7″ Children Should Play (World Funeral)
Inferno – S/T CD Strida For Vada? (Distort The World)
Kvoteringen- Storfinansen 7″ Storfinansen (D-takt And Raw Punk)

Bi Marks – The Golden Years LP I Quit (Mata La Musica Discos)
Autistic Youth – Idle Minds LP Deadbeat (Black Water)
Bellicose Minds – S/T 7″ Tension Building (A Whisper In Darkness)
Forced Laugh- S/T 7″ Michael Caine Codx (Self Released)
Mass Hysteri – S/T LP Satans Barn (Feral Ward)

Eskorbuto – S/T 7″ Maldito Pais Criaturas Al Poder (Munster)
Bannlyst – S/T LP Terrorstyre (Norwegian Leather)
Haggatha – /T 7″ 55 Year Old Fucking Liar (Chocking Hazard)

Brainoil – Death Of This Dry Season LP The beauty Of Death (20 Buck Spin)

Also, i got a new e-mail address: distortvancouverpunk@gmail.com

i'm down to the last 20 MUNDO MUERTO - Entre El Kaos LP, so act now!!! Also, i got a few more DISABLE/WAR VICTIMS split 7"s from SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION, if you missed out on this piece of d-beat gold, now's your chance.
And no, i won't take trades right now. i'm tired of filling my closet with GENERIC AND THE MODERN EPIC CRUST records that will never sell!!!
Til next time... Up punks, and listen to SVART FRAMTID everyday.

MUNDO MUERTO RETURNS TO VANCOUVER

NEXT SATURDAY, SICK VANCOUVER FUCKS.

Support our Portland friends. Up the punks. Ugh!

THIS TUESDAY, VANCOUVER.

Remember. Fuck U2. Fuck Tragically Hip. Fuck Nickleback. And especially, FUCK THE POGUES!!!
UP THE PUNKS.

Time for an update

I'm no good at this whole internet thing. Updating blogs, constantly checking other peoples distro lists/blog postings/whatever... Lately i'm more into getting rip roaring stoned and listening to BLACK SABBATH, RAMONES, and THE NERVES. Alas, here i am, cracking the whip on myself to let the World Wide Web of shit know about my new records and shows.
First off, the MUNDO MUERTO 'Entre El Kaos' LP is finally out!!! it has been for a month, but i guess i've been leaving it for Kid of Konton Crasher to hype it up til now! As i said, i've kinda discovered that marijuana is in fact, totally awesome, hence my slackness.
500 of these puppies have been pressed, and they are going fast, so contact me (distortvancouver@hotmail.com) or Konton Crasher (kidcharge84@gmail.com) and order some of our kill shit!!!


Since it's been leaked on the internet before the LP ever even came out, you can listen to it here before you order a buncha copies from us: http://www.mediafire.com/?ik558rt9m61ul44
Moving on... Since Distort Fest i've kinda taken a little break from promoting punk shows. Dear friend Annie Basterd has picked up my slack and put on a couple of great gigs so far. But the good folks at the Astoria have offered me a monthly night to do punk shit, so it looks like i'm back in the saddle. These shows will be used to benefit the Distort Vancouver Fest fund (which is currently at negative $1,500), so i can pay off fest debts, and work on flying out sweet bands, and be able to afford a venue that's NOT the Rickshaw.
Anyway, i call these nights: CHARGED DAYS//DISTORTED NIGHTS, and Vol. 1 is this Tuesday. If you live in Vancouver or close by, come up the punks, drink $3 Lucky's, play free pool, watch sweet bands, and listen to me play my sick record collection! (DJ's who use laptop computers are NOT DJ's by the way... But this is for another rant),

Since the beginning of the summer, i've taken to co-hosting the radio show GENERATION ANNIHILATION with Mr. Aaron Brown. We've been alternating weeks (ie. i do it when he's too lazy, he does it when i'm too lazy). The show is every Saturday from Noon to One PM PST, on CITR 101.9 FM in Vancouver, and www.citr.ca (listen streaming), or you can listen to the podcast at www.generationannihilation.com. To clarify, i'm the one usually responsible for the raw punk and d-beat shit (typically Scandinavian or New York shit!), and Aaron plays the more street punky kinda shit... and UK SUBS.
Anyway, i guess that's it. i mentioned earlier, but these 3 bands are ruling everything around me. BLACK SABBATH. RAMONES. And this band here:

My computer fucking sucks. it's taken me over an hour to update this shit, cuz it freezes every 5 minutes. Somebody donate a good nerdbox for me, please. Thank you. Up the punks.