Saturday, July 27, 2013

SNOB demo tape




This is my newest band. Ignorant hardcore punk. We like JERRYS KIDS. We play/played in other bands, like KOSZMAR, TOTAL WAR, ETC. We do a BEASTIE BOYS cover and a DICKS cover on this tape.
First batch of 50 tapes have sold out already, but we're doing another run of 50, so you can order one from me at $4 a pop (plus postage) at distortvancouver@hotmail.com
MATA LA MUSIKA DISCOS out of LA will be releasing this on 7", really soon. Contact him for distro/ordering/saying hi.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

DISTORT UPDATE!

CHARGED//DISTORTED PRESENTS:
DISTORT VANCOUVER FEST VOL. IX - THE FINAL CHAPTER

SEPTEMBER 5 (AT THE ANZA CLUB)

HOAX (MASSACHUSETTS)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
CONDITION (LA)
BI MARKS (PDX)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LIFE FORM (PDX)
CHUCK NORRIS (SQUAMISH - LAST MONSTROSITY EVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)

SEPTEMBER 6 (AT THE WISE HALL)

SUICIDAL SUPERMARKET TROLLEYS (UK)
DESPERAT (SWEDEN)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
GENERACION SUICIDA (LA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA)
LONG KNIFE (PDX)
RAPID LOSS (VANCOUVER/EDMONTON)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

SEPTEMBER 7 (AT THE ASTORIA)

MOB 47 (SWEDEN)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PDX)
MUNDO MUERTO (EVERYWHERE)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PDX)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)



EACH SHOW WILL BE $30. FOR A 3 DAY PASS = $75. IT MAY SEEM STEEP TO YOU OOGLES, BUT THERE'S 30 BANDS TO PAY!!!

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

SATURDAY AFTER THE GIG:

GENERACION SUICIDA
RULETA RUSA
@ A SECRET SPOT

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Riff Raff and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at Sarah's house

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Alberta bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ ZOO ZHOP

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

the never ending week of shows!




Not to mention, Wednesday September 17 @ Alf House (outside) is THE NEW FLESH (from the bay area), and PURA MANIA (my new favorite local band).
Get your rest now, because the next week will be nuts.

Friday, July 5, 2013

DISTORT UPDATE

CHARGED//DISTORTED PRESENTS:
DISTORT VANCOUVER FEST VOL. IX - THE FINAL CHAPTER

SEPTEMBER 5 (AT THE ANZA CLUB)
SEPTEMBER 6 (AT THE WISE HALL)
SEPTEMBER 7 (AT THE ASTORIA)

MOB 47 (SWE)
DESPERAT (SWE)
HOAX (MASSACHUSETTS)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PORTLAND)
GENERACION SUICIDA (LA)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
MUNDO MUERTO (ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
ASPECTS OF WAR (BOSTON)
CONDITION (LA)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
BI-MARKS (PORTLAND)
LIFE FORM (PORTLAND)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PORTLAND EX-BOG PEOPLE/BOMB HEAVEN)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA EX-PELIGRO SOCIAL)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LONG KNIFE (PORTLAND)
CHUCK NORRIS (SQUAMISH - FINALLY, THEIR LAST SHOW EVER)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)
RAPID LOSS (EDMONTON/VANCOUVER)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

EACH SHOW WILL BE $30. FOR A 3 DAY PASS = $75. IT MAY SEEM STEEP TO YOU OOGLES, BUT THERE'S 30 BANDS TO PAY!!!

SET TIMES WILL BE POSTED ASAP.

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

SATURDAY AFTER THE GIG:
BLITZ cover band (featuring dudes from PROXY)
GENERACION SUICIDA
RULETA RUSA
@ THE ALF HOUSE

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Rafael and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at Sarah's house

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Calgary bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ ZOO ZHOP

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!