POST DISTORT VANCOUVER SHOW @ THE ASTORIA

First off, thanks to every motherfucker who came out. Except for one dude from Edmonton. WOLF BRIGADE killed it, as did every other band. There's a lot of sentimental shit i'd like to say about the scene, distort, the punks, etc... But right now i'm feeling the impending clutch of a long hangover, so i'll save this for later.
In the meantime, come to the Astoria at 769 E. Hastings.
Punk DJ's, and these bands:

ASILE
BISHOPS GREEN
HOOPSNAKE
KOSZMAR

AND POSSIBLY OTHERS

$5. show starts at 9pm.

bullshit bullshit fucking bullshit

Another change of Distort.
Noon sharp at the Alf House is: WARCRY, MIDNITE BRAIN, FRENZY, SYSTEMATIK.
THEN AT Funky Winkerbeans:
DOORS 230PM
SHOW 3PM

CRIMSON SCARLET 3PM -320PM
OUST 330PM - 350PM
DERAS KRIG 4PM-420PM
DEATHCOUNT 430PM-450PM

SKABIIS 5PM-520PM
NIGHTNURSE 530PM-550PM
ASILE 6PM-620PM
BELLICOSE MINDS 630PM-650PM
WOLF BRIGADE 7PM - 8PM!!

3 day bracelets still work to get in, as well if you got a band for yesterday.
We're still making punk fucking happening in this city, despite total fucking shit heads (the 1% of punks in this city, even though this tard is Albertan).
Cheers Wendythirteen Thrashers for saving us.
Also, tomorrow will be all local bands that didn't get to play at the Astoria Hastings, plus other bands who haven't split town yet.

OKAY. DISTORT. FOR THOSE LOOKING AT THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW. WARCRY, FRENZY, AND TEROKAL ARE ABOUT TO PLAY AT FUNKY WINKERBEINS. IF YOU HAVE A DISTORT WRIST BAND, IT'S FREE.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER, WOLF BRIGADE WILL PLAY ZOO ZHOP, AND MOST LIKELY OUST AND CRIMSON SCARLET.
TOMORROW, NOON SHARP AT THE ALF HOUSE (OUTSIDE): WARCRY, FRENZY, MIDNITE BRAIN, SYSTEMATIK.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER, ALL REMAINING OUT OF TOWN BANDS, INCLUDING WOLF BRIGADE, WILL PLAY THE ASTORIA.
FUCK VANCOUVER. AND FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SMASHED A WINDOW OF A BMW, HALF A BLOCK FROM ONE OF THE ONLY VENUES IN THE CITY THAT GIVES PUNKS A PLACE TO PLAY MUSIC AND HANG OUT.

I'M NOT ONE TO START INTERNET SHIT, BUT IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS ASSHOLE IS, LET HIM KNOW THAT THE PUNKS WON'T TOLERATE HIS GG ALLIN BULLSHIT.
Thanks to Wendythirteen Thrashers and David R, and The staff of Iron Road.
PS Please spread the word about these shows tonight/tomorrow.

The Distort Line-up/Schedule

Times are subject to change, but this is to give you an idea of what to expect, and maybe make a few boners pop out after seeing all this awesome shit...

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 27

AT IRON ROAD
383 RAYMUR STREET
$25

7:00 PM - SIDE EFFECTS
7:40 PM - SIX BREW BANTHA
8:20 PM - SIREN SONGS
9:00 PM - TARANTUJA (i think i spelled it right this time!)
9:40 PM - VACANT STATE
10:20 PM - BIOCIDIO
11:00 PM - WARSOUND
11:40 PM - NU SENSAE
12:20 PM - RAPID LOSS

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 28
AT THE ALF HOUSE
1342 EAST GEORGIA STREET

1 PM - ABSURDIST
-ASILE (feat. Clancy of NAPALM RAID!)
-DEATHCOUNT

AT IRON ROAD
383 RAYMUR STREET
$25

8:00 PM - RAW NERVES
8:40 PM - CRIMSON SCARLET
9:20 PM - ZOLOA
10:00 PM - OUST
10:40 PM - DERAS KRIG
11:20 PM - DEATHCOUNT
12:00 AM - TEROKAL
12:40 AM - FRENZY
1:20 AM - WARCRY

AFTER SHOW AT T.B.A
AFTER THE GIG (DUH)

-SORDID PISS
-FAMINE
-MASTURBATING TEENAGERS
-SPECIAL SECRET BAND YOU'LL SHIT YOUR PANTS OVER!

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 29
AT THE ALF HOUSE (BACKYARD SHOW!)
1342 EAST GEORGIA STREET
$5

1 PM - SYSTEMATIK
-MIDNITE BRAIN
-FRENZY
-SPECIAL SECRET BAND

AT IRON ROAD
383 RAYMUR STREET
$25

6:00 PM - KOSZMAR
6:40 PM - HOOPSNAKE
7:20 PM - BISHOPS GREEN
8:00 PM - SKABIIS
8:40 PM - NIGHT NURSE
9:20 PM - MIDNITE BRAIN
10:00 PM - ASILE
10:40 PM - SPECTRES
11:20 PM - BELLICOSE MINDS
12:00 AM - WOLF BRIGADE!!!!!

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 30
AT THE ASTORIA
DONATION

9PM - DISTORT AFTER PARTY.... DJ F.O.A.T. AND FRIENDS WILL BE PLAYING RECORDS AND BANDS LEFT OVER/NOT TOO HUNGOVER WILL PLAY ALL NIGHT.  OH YA, CHEAP DRINKS.

MONDAY OCTOBER 1
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CITY. AND START SAVING MONEY FOR VARNING FEST IN MONTREAL.