OKAY. DISTORT. FOR THOSE LOOKING AT THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW. WARCRY, FRENZY, AND TEROKAL ARE ABOUT TO PLAY AT FUNKY WINKERBEINS. IF YOU HAVE A DISTORT WRIST BAND, IT'S FREE.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER, WOLF BRIGADE WILL PLAY ZOO ZHOP, AND MOST LIKELY OUST AND CRIMSON SCARLET.
TOMORROW, NOON SHARP AT THE ALF HOUSE (OUTSIDE): WARCRY, FRENZY, MIDNITE BRAIN, SYSTEMATIK.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER, ALL REMAINING OUT OF TOWN BANDS, INCLUDING WOLF BRIGADE, WILL PLAY THE ASTORIA.
FUCK VANCOUVER. AND FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SMASHED A WINDOW OF A BMW, HALF A BLOCK FROM ONE OF THE ONLY VENUES IN THE CITY THAT GIVES PUNKS A PLACE TO PLAY MUSIC AND HANG OUT.

I'M NOT ONE TO START INTERNET SHIT, BUT IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS ASSHOLE IS, LET HIM KNOW THAT THE PUNKS WON'T TOLERATE HIS GG ALLIN BULLSHIT.
Thanks to Wendythirteen Thrashers and David R, and The staff of Iron Road.
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