Thursday, September 5, 2013

SET TIMES.

CHARGED//DISTORTED PRESENTS:
DISTORT VANCOUVER FEST VOL. IX - THE FINAL CHAPTER

SEPTEMBER 5 (AT THE ANZA CLUB 3 W. 8th AVE)

7:00 - doors
8:00 - KOSZMAR
8:40 - NU SENSAE
9:10 - EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
9:40 - CHUCK NORRIS
10:10 - LIFE FORM
10:40 - NO PROBLEM
11:10 - CONDITION
11:40 - MASS GRAVE
12:10 - HOAX


SEPTEMBER 6 (AT THE WISE HALL - 1882 ADANAC ST.)

6:00 - DOORS
7:00 - RAPID LOSS
7:40 - BISHOPS GREEN
8:10 - LONG KNIFE
8:40 - SCHIZOPHASIA
9:10 - RULETA RUSA
9:40 - GENERACION SUICIDA
10:10 - PROXY
10:40 - BELLICOSE MINDS
11:10 - SUICIDAL SUPERMARKET TROLLEYS
11:40 - DESPERAT


SEPTEMBER 7 (AT THE ASTORIA)

8:00 - SKRAELING
8:40 - RHYTHM OF CRUELTY
9:10 - OCCULT SS
9:40 - COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON
10:10 - APOCALYPSE NOW
10:40 - TOTAL WAR
11:10 - HASSLER
11:40 - NAPALM RAID
12:10 - BI MARKS
12:40 - MOB 47


EACH SHOW WILL BE $30. 3 DAY PASSES ARE SOLD OUT, BUT YOU CAN TRY YOUR LUCK AT THE DOOR. IT MAY SEEM STEEP TO YOU OOGLES, BUT THERE'S 30 BANDS TO PAY!!!


There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

SATURDAY AFTER THE GIG:

GENERACION SUICIDA
RULETA RUSA
more tba
@ A SECRET SPOT

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Riff Raff and Jersey

Sunday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat: https://www.facebook.com/events/380865698703454/
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
HASSLER (Toronto)
PROXY (Montreal)
SIX BREW BANTHA (Victoria)
at Chatuea Noir

Sunday, August 25, 2013

DISTORT VANCOUVER VOL IX - TICKETS SOLD OUT!

TICKETS FOR THE FEST ARE NOW SOLD OUT. YOU CAN TRY YOUR LUCK AT THE DOOR OF EACH FOR $30.
THERE IS AN EXTREME CHANCE THAT EACH SHOW WILL SELL OUT, SO TRY COMING EARLY.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

WARCRY!!!


FLYER BY MR. GREG FUFACE AND LAURA LINT.
THIS WILL BE A BACKYARD EXTRAVAGANZA. RULING!

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

DISTORT TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!!!!

3 DAY PASSES FOR DISTORT ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR $75. MESSAGE ME AT DISTORTVANCOUVER@HOTMAIL.COM FOR ORDERING INFO.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

SNOB demo tape




This is my newest band. Ignorant hardcore punk. We like JERRYS KIDS. We play/played in other bands, like KOSZMAR, TOTAL WAR, ETC. We do a BEASTIE BOYS cover and a DICKS cover on this tape.
First batch of 50 tapes have sold out already, but we're doing another run of 50, so you can order one from me at $4 a pop (plus postage) at distortvancouver@hotmail.com
MATA LA MUSIKA DISCOS out of LA will be releasing this on 7", really soon. Contact him for distro/ordering/saying hi.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

DISTORT UPDATE!

CHARGED//DISTORTED PRESENTS:
DISTORT VANCOUVER FEST VOL. IX - THE FINAL CHAPTER

SEPTEMBER 5 (AT THE ANZA CLUB)

HOAX (MASSACHUSETTS)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
CONDITION (LA)
BI MARKS (PDX)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LIFE FORM (PDX)
CHUCK NORRIS (SQUAMISH - LAST MONSTROSITY EVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)

SEPTEMBER 6 (AT THE WISE HALL)

SUICIDAL SUPERMARKET TROLLEYS (UK)
DESPERAT (SWEDEN)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
GENERACION SUICIDA (LA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA)
LONG KNIFE (PDX)
RAPID LOSS (VANCOUVER/EDMONTON)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

SEPTEMBER 7 (AT THE ASTORIA)

MOB 47 (SWEDEN)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PDX)
MUNDO MUERTO (EVERYWHERE)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PDX)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)



EACH SHOW WILL BE $30. FOR A 3 DAY PASS = $75. IT MAY SEEM STEEP TO YOU OOGLES, BUT THERE'S 30 BANDS TO PAY!!!

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

SATURDAY AFTER THE GIG:

GENERACION SUICIDA
RULETA RUSA
@ A SECRET SPOT

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Riff Raff and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at Sarah's house

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Alberta bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ ZOO ZHOP

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!

Thursday, July 11, 2013

the never ending week of shows!




Not to mention, Wednesday September 17 @ Alf House (outside) is THE NEW FLESH (from the bay area), and PURA MANIA (my new favorite local band).
Get your rest now, because the next week will be nuts.

Friday, July 5, 2013

DISTORT UPDATE

CHARGED//DISTORTED PRESENTS:
DISTORT VANCOUVER FEST VOL. IX - THE FINAL CHAPTER

SEPTEMBER 5 (AT THE ANZA CLUB)
SEPTEMBER 6 (AT THE WISE HALL)
SEPTEMBER 7 (AT THE ASTORIA)

MOB 47 (SWE)
DESPERAT (SWE)
HOAX (MASSACHUSETTS)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PORTLAND)
GENERACION SUICIDA (LA)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
MUNDO MUERTO (ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
ASPECTS OF WAR (BOSTON)
CONDITION (LA)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
BI-MARKS (PORTLAND)
LIFE FORM (PORTLAND)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PORTLAND EX-BOG PEOPLE/BOMB HEAVEN)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA EX-PELIGRO SOCIAL)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LONG KNIFE (PORTLAND)
CHUCK NORRIS (SQUAMISH - FINALLY, THEIR LAST SHOW EVER)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)
RAPID LOSS (EDMONTON/VANCOUVER)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

EACH SHOW WILL BE $30. FOR A 3 DAY PASS = $75. IT MAY SEEM STEEP TO YOU OOGLES, BUT THERE'S 30 BANDS TO PAY!!!

SET TIMES WILL BE POSTED ASAP.

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

SATURDAY AFTER THE GIG:
BLITZ cover band (featuring dudes from PROXY)
GENERACION SUICIDA
RULETA RUSA
@ THE ALF HOUSE

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Rafael and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at Sarah's house

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Calgary bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ ZOO ZHOP

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!

Saturday, June 15, 2013

DISTORT VANCOUVER IX. 99% booked.

SEPTEMBER 5, 6, 7, 2013

MOB 47 (SWE)
DESPERAT (SWE)
PROXY (MONTREAL)
BELLICOSE MINDS (PORTLAND)
ABSOLUT (TORONTO)
MUNDO MUERTO (ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE)
ASILE (OTTAWA)
SCHIZOPHASIA (OTTAWA)
NAPALM RAID (HALIFAX)
LIFE CHAIN (HALIFAX)
ASPECTS OF WAR (BOSTON)
CONDITION (LA)
HASSLER (TORONTO)
BI-MARKS (PORTLAND)
LIFE FORM (PORTLAND)
APOCALYPSE NOW (PORTLAND EX-BOG PEOPLE/BOMB HEAVEN)
RULETA RUSA (BAY AREA EX-PELIGRO SOCIAL)
NO PROBLEM (EDMONTON)
LONG KNIFE (PORTLAND)
WHITE WARDS (OLYMPIA)
RHYTHM OF CRUELTY (EDMONTON)
COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON (SEATTLE)
OCCULT SS (SEATTLE)
RAPID LOSS (EDMONTON/VANCOUVER)
MASS GRAVE (VANCOUVER)
SPECTRES (VANCOUVER)
TOTAL WAR (VANCOUVER)
KOSZMAR (VANCOUVER)
SKRAELING (SUNSHINE COAST)

There will also be many side shows, pre parties, after parties, and hangover parties, featuring:

BLITZ cover band (featuring dudes from PROXY)

An Alf House Saturday day show brought to you by Rafael and Jersey

Another saturday day show for all the grinders brought to you by Goat (feat. ARCHAGATHUS, and VIOLENT GORGE from Winnepeg), location tba
ARCHAGATHUS (Winnepeg)
VIOLENT GORGE (Winnepeg)
and other blast beaters at a location tba

A friday day gig brought to you by the Spirit of Truth crew from Calgary, featuring all Calgary bands:
PMMA
FLACCID
GLITTER
EXOTIC FUNCTIONS
SAVAGE STREETS
@ tba

Stay posted. Every time i log on the internet there's a billion new updates, so stay tuned.

This will also be the last Distort Vancouver Fest, as i'm getting too fucking old and tired for this shit!

Tickets and everything will be ready by July, so start saving now, you cheap fuck.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

DOOM TICKETS

Tickets are available now. E-mail me at distortvancouver@hotmail.com to order. Hurry, they are limited to 200. Once they're gone, you'll have to try at the door for $17, and it will sell out, so you might not even get in.
i will also have them at this show:


Friday, March 1, 2013

TOTAL WAR - 8 Track Demo E.P.

Out now on Gas Mask Records: The TOTAL WAR demo tape, on 7". Remastered by Jack Control at Enormous Door Mastering.
For ordering info, go to http://www.maskcontrol.com/
if you're in North America, i'll have some soon, so write me at distortvancouver@hotmail.com if you want one. There will be 100 limited covers too.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

UPCOMING CHARGED//DISTORTED VANCOUVER SHOWS:

 This Friday:
 Make sure to come early to this one, cuz it will be crammed at probably sell out, fast.


This will be the first show at Jabbas Palace. A brand new venue that Goat (MASS GRAVE/EOP) and myself have acquired! And it's FOLKEIIS, MUNDO MUERTO, and MAUSER on one show. if you live in Vancouver and don't go to this show, you are NOT a punk.

And of course:
Tickets will be available this Friday. i'll have some at the IRON LUNG gig, and will have some in shops around town. You can also order them from me via paypal. Keep checking out this page for info on how to acquire tickets. They are limited to 200, and the capacity of the Astoria is 350. This show will definitely sell out, so jump on it, asshole.
This is also DOOM's very first gig ever in Canada!!!

STAY PUNK.